If you have read enough of my blog, you know by now I have two kids. One girl, one boy and these two are like night and day right down to my pregnancies with each of them. When I was pregnant with my daughter, I felt HORRIBLE!!!! All I could stomach was cold canned peaches and pepperoni pizza from Sbarro. I was pregnant in every part of my body to the point I looked like a basketball with eyes all through my third trimester. My labor with her was my reward for my pregnancy, it was quick and dirty, just like all labors should be. Pitocin, broken water, baby. So easy I don’t even remember the pain, though I am 100% sure I saw stars during one of my contractions. I guess the easy labor was God’s way of making sure I had energy for the next step, because I did not sleep for longer than 30 minutes at a time for the next 3 months. My daughter had this strange thing going where she had two modes: crying or sleeping. I will let you guess which one she liked to do the most. During those three months, she took four 45 minute naps a day, all which did not allow me to “sleep when baby is sleeping”, which I think is the biggest bullshit phrase I have ever heard. When she wasn’t asleep, she was crying. I guess it was her way to pass the time away, or ensure there were none after her. The upside was for all the crying, when she hit the toddler years she was a DREAM. Continue reading
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